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Billy Mays Rests In Peace

In a string of deaths in the entertainment/sales industry, the most recent to fall victim to the Angel of Death is Billy Mays. The infomercial sales king coincidentally passed away today at the age of 50. You may know him from products such as OxiClean, Orange Glo, Zorbeez, Mighty Putty and Kaboom! He was the gruffy middle-aged man with the loudest voice on the planet.

He was found dead in his home in Odessa, Florida. There was no indication of foul play, and that his death was natural (although some suspect Vince (the ShamWow! guy) to be responsible). Oh, why must the good leave us so early? First Farrah Fawcet, then Michael Jackson, and now Billy Mays. Who is next? Miley Cyrus (please, oh please, oh please!)?

Rest in peace, my friend. Your death will not be forgotten.

In other news

I seem to have misplaced my Death Note. To whoever is using my Death Note, or to whoever finds it. Please do not use it, and please stop using it. Please return it to the address written at the back of the book.

Thank You.

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  1. June 29, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    Oh no… not Billy Mays. He was so young! Vince does seem suspect, though I don’t know where he’d find the time. He always seems to be in a rush.

  2. fumble
    June 29, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    ctrl alt del has a comic on billy mays. its pretty funny if you know how he is

  3. June 29, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    Thanks for the link fumble 🙂

  4. Adrian
    June 30, 2009 at 1:38 AM

    He died of a heart disease variation the one he had is known to cause sudden death. It sucks too because he was a great… great man and I enjoyed the work he did. We lost two kings this week the king of pop and the king of infomercials

    R.I.P.

  5. dddd
    June 30, 2009 at 4:33 AM

    Maybe the shamwow guy wrote mayes’ name in your death note?

    • June 30, 2009 at 10:02 PM

      Perhaps. I’ll have to YellowPage his house and have a talk with him.

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