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Canadian PM Pronounced Dead After Consistent Rick Rolling

Words could not describe what transpired at 24 Sussex Drive on the morning of June 23rd, but police believe the logical thing that killed him was simply disastrous. The police described the details of the Rick Roll saying to reporters “Were no strangers to love.. you know the rules and so do I.” The shock of the crowd was just too hard for some as they burst out of the room being utterly disgusted. Police have found what seems to be a transcript of a conversation between Stephen Harper, Dick Cheney, and the main suspect Peter McKay.

Peter McKay sent Harper a link, and it led to a Rick Roll which has been known to kill people, but it is rare to happen to politicians. Harper had 53 Firefox windows open with Rick Roll when the police arrived. He is believed to have make a last gasp for the door to get away from the roll but failed when he rolled instead of walked. Peter McKay is still at large, he is armed and dangerous.

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  1. June 24, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    I hear Bush nimped Kim Jong-il.

  2. Adrian
    June 24, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    Naw McCain got Kim Jong-il with his boring war stories.

  3. Perminder
    June 24, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    This… this article…… seems very reminiscent of that article written about the tragic swine flu last week……… quite similar in many ways…………..where’s pac man when you need him…………………………………………

  4. MichaellaS
    July 22, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    tks for the effort you put in here I appreciate it!

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